Something Useful, Inc. is for "Us!"​
Launching October 15, 2024
Comedy, entertainment, education, and lots of love!
There are books, music, videos, a movie, new upcoming products, and investment opportunities!
Browse and enjoy laughing out loud!
THE BOYS AGAINST THE GIRLS!
This is a wonderful, educational book for all ages but especially for children (ages 7-13). This book can help kids deal with real-life situations. It's a comedy about three boys and a monkey who become best friends. They build a go-cart and race against some kids at school, only to get in lots of trouble, with a goofy cop, the FBI, and the CIA chasing them down.
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Based on a scientific experiment, your kids will learn, math, science, and Spanish, and more. They will learn how to deal with bullying, sibling rivalry, stealing, lying, being different, and many other situations.
They will enjoy visiting Snacker Packer Stacker's Land and become great Snackerpackerstackians, stacking riddles, rhymes, and sing-along songs.
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They will create their own funny-named snacks called, Snacker Packer Stackers. Most importantly, they will learn lessons of faith, hope, and love.
Yes, Monkey Mac won the Gold Prize in the 2011 Hollywood Screenplay Competition for "Family Film" out of thousands of entries. It's been sitting on the shelf all these years. Today, this magical story is for the whole family to enjoy!
Hollywood never called, but that's okay! Monkey Mac is back and there's no stopping him now!
Snackerpackerstackian's Song!
Which song do you like?
We would love to hear your version of the song. Send in your voice singing these lyrics in opera, rap, rock, country, musical, rhythm and blues, or your favorite tune and win a prize.
Monkey Mac's Kids
Clothing and Accessories!
Coming Soon!
Adult Comedy/Drama Books
Get ready to laugh at twin books
'His & Her'
You read then switch books with your partner!
"25 Women from My Past!"
Hello, I'm Charles and I am so excited to tell you about 25 women from my past. Some of these women were just friends and others I've dated. Have a laugh listening to or reading these 25 different funny, crazy scary, and wild unforgettable short stories. I need to know if I was the problem or if they were the problem. Who should I have married?
Free First Chapter!
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"25 Men from My Past!"
Hi, I'm Belinda and I had the same problem as Charles with men. After meeting 25 men from my past, I'm still not married. Some of these men were just friends and some were not. Ladies, I need your help.
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I would like to believe I'm normal and attractive enough to find the love of my life. I try to be happy and make others happy. Why am I still single?
Have fun reading these comedies/dramas about my relationships with these men and tell me who or what the problem was.
After you read it, switch books with your partner and have a double dose of laughter.
Free First Chapter!
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Something Useful, Inc.
Videos
Lyrics by, Stephanie A. Harris
Music by, Patrick Payten
So many people are asking this question:
Can you be a Gay Christian? Watch this video!
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We are seeking 'investors!
​Whiteboards printed with educational charts. A great way to build a childs photographic memory!
Hi, I'm Mac! Coming soon are my hand-held, portable, preprinted whiteboards with educational charts. These charts come attached with 6 dry-erase markers. Design for grades Pre-K thru 6th, children will have the opportunity to gain a photographic memory using these boards along with reading my book, "The Wonders of Monkey Mac" available on Amazon.
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Get ready! These books are coming soon!
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New Book - "An actual conversation between God and Satan"
Have you ever read a book of God and Satan actually having a conversation? I’m talking word for word, back and forth. Wouldn’t you like to know how they communicate? Do they debate, argue, fuss, or even fight? Do they say they love or hate each other? What do they say about us humans and how do they both empower, complain, punish or react to the sins we commit on earth? How does God reward us when we obey his word? Does the devil reward his demon followers? Who punishes us, is it God or the devil? Why does God allow evil in our lives? I will answer these questions and much more. Order this book today!
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New Book - "How to Meet God in 3 Hours?"
Coming Soon!
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Suppose you've been a non-believer and for some reason, you decided to try God. Or, suppose you only had a short time to live and you want a personal relationship with God, this book is the easiest and fastest way to get to know him.
This is a funny, but real-life stories of understanding God and what he expects from you and what you can expect from him, in order to have a personal relationship with him. It is written for people who don't understand God and the whole "Bible" thing.
The Bible can be confusing for many, but this book breaks it down to exactly what you need to know, do, say, eat, judge, pray, believe, see, feel, touch, laugh and cry about to God, Jesus, and man on earth.
The biggest problems kids face at school and on the streets are peer pressure and bullying.
Bullying
You can't focus at work because your kid is being bullied at school...
What do you do?
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Visit the school
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Talk to the Principal
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Have a meeting with the child's parents, including all involved
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Make the children sit and talk about their situation.
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If nothing works, call the police while you're at the school and let the police sit and talk to them.
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Order my book "The Wonders of Monkey Mac!" and your children will learn how to discipline themselves.
Bullying is a sign of self-hatred. Find out what you can do to help the bully love rather than hate! It does take a village to raise one child.
This is amature! Who can make it into a real animation?
"Meeting in God's Office"
YouTube -A must watch 13-series Video Movie!
This animated movie is my belief in how and why Jesus came down to earth.
WARNING!!! This movie is far from perfect. It was my first time trying my hands at making an animated movie. Forget the animation errors, get the wisdom behind the story. My wisdom comes from my God. Note: Not all of us serve the same God.
WARNING!!! God also says a few curse words when he is angry. So, if you can't handle a curse word, don't watch the movie!!!
The film portrays the God and Jesus whom I worship. If the actions and words of your God differ from those of my God, then it is clear we worship different deities. Maybe, you should try my God. Look at what he has gifted me!
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When you watch this movie, please remember, this is my interpretation, philosophy, theory, and beliefs. This is how I picture everything from the beginning of time, to how and why Jesus came down to earth. This is my belief of what happened to the dinosaurs, Adam and Eve, Noah and the Ark, etc.
Surely, there will be those who watch some or all of the movie and will wish to crucify me. They wear the same dark hearts as the Pharisees who crucified Christ.
Will they ever learn, that the devil works unknowingly for God!
You have every right to your own beliefs... this is mine!
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A wall-board game you play while watching a real-time football or prerecorded game on TV. First ever “Interactive Football Experience”
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Christ Visits Business Cards
How do we pay God back? By, thanking him, keeping his commandments, and telling as many people about his love as possible. Most likely, you keep the first two commandments, but for the third one, your credit score is low.
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You can increase your credit score and gain God's heart by passing out your own Christ Visits cards to whoever needs them. Imagine the look on their faces receiving a card of hope and love. They will thank God and you forever!
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Get ready to order your Christ Visits cards to make someone's life better and gain some brownie points with God!
